Miami Daily Deals for April 8 ? Miami on the Cheap ...

$29 for DNA Self-Discovery Kit at ConnectMyDNA ($90 Value)

"Know thyself," goes the ancient Greek aphorism. But if you'd told Plato that humans have unique genetic codes to explain who we are, he would've thought you were Socra-teasing him. Today's deal from ConnectMyDNA brings long-standing wisdom into the 21st century: $29 for a DNA self-discovery kit (regularly $90). A great first step to unlocking the information contained in your genetic make-up, this service provides you with your unique DNA signature. You'll also see your detailed Gene Ring, a scientifically designed tool that allows you to visually compare your DNA profile to friends, families, and population groups around the world. With this 68%-off deal, you can make a modern fingerprint on ancient philosophy.

$49 for Six-Piece Organic Bamboo Towel Set and Shipping at National Hotel Bed Supply ($140 Value)

The pandas are onto something with this bamboo thing. You probably don't want to gnaw on a stalk of the stuff, but you can find equal bamboo delight with today's deal from National Hotel Bed Supply. Pay $49 for a 100%-organic bamboo towel set, including shipping (a $140 value). The set includes two luxurious full-size bath towels, two hand towels, and two washcloths -- all ultra-soft and absorbent. Or, pay $59 for a 100%-organic bamboo microfiber sheet set, including shipping (a $150 value). You'll get a flat sheet, a fitted sheet, and four pillowcases that are sumptuous as silk without being slippery. Featured on Fox & Friends for outstanding quality, National Hotel Bed Supply boasts a customer base of four- and five-diamond hotels, and its fabrics and linens are demanded by guests in upscale lodging across the country. Perfect for gift-giving, this deal gets your paws on something as soft as a bamboo-loving panda.

$29 for 16x20 Photo-to-Canvas Print at Image Canvas ($110 Value)

Whether your photo albums display your family tree, hometown roots, or budding romance, give your favorite shots a spot in the sunlight with today's deal from Image Canvas. Pay $29 for a 16x20 gallery-wrap custom canvas print, $39 for a 20x24 print, or $49 for a 20x30 print (a $110, $140, and $159 value, respectively). Really leaf an impression by upgrading to the 1.5-inch depth frame from the standard .75-inch version at no extra charge. A beautiful home accent and a thoughtful, personal gift, this incredible canvas can be shipped anywhere in the country -- while cultivating you up to 74% in savings.

$10 for One-Year Subscription to Ranger Rick Magazine at National Wildlife Federation ($20 Value)

Your curious critters are hungry for more than breakfast, and reading the back of the cereal box only goes so far toward sating their appetites for knowledge. Make sure they get their fill with today's deal: Pay $10 (regularly $20) for a one-year subscription to one of the National Wildlife Federation's award-winning children's magazines -- Ranger Rick for ages 7 to 14, Big Backyard for ages 4 to 7, or Wild Animal Baby for ages 2 to 4. Each of the ten fun and educational issues includes colorful illustrations; amazing photography; fascinating stories; and family-friendly crafts, recipes, and activities designed to connect kids with animals and nature. Young explorers can learn to map a campsite, make walrus cupcakes, and use their imaginations in the great outdoors. Thanks to this deal, you can give your kids food for thought without pulling reading material from the pantry. Want more? Check out Ranger Rick on Facebook.

$25 for Six-Month Online Language Course at Livemocha ($60 Value)

Along with sleeping and working, articulately ordering your specialty coffee is something you do every day. Whether you favor caf? con leche, caf? au lait, or caff? latte, expand your foreign language knowledge when you order today's deal from Livemocha. Pay $25 (regularly $60) for six months of Gold Key access to online courses in Spanish, French, Italian, German, and 34 other languages; or pay $39 (regularly $100) for 12 months of access. An Internet tutorial program with a self-reported 12 million members, Livemocha connects novices with experienced talkers to acquire local flair through the individuals that know it best. Grammar, vocabulary, and syntax are all put into an entertaining context, which is not only more fun, but also helpful in learning the language faster. Take a shot at acquiring a useful skill with this deal, and espresso yourself in a whole new way.

$35 for 18-Piece Knife Set with Wood Block at World Class Knife Set ($120 Value)

Who says a block party has to take place on your street? Start a celebration in your kitchen for today's deal: a knife block with a set of 18 knives from World Class Knife Set for $35 (regularly $120). You'll f?te these flash-forged, tempered, stainless steel knives, which come with a lifetime replacement guarantee. Grab the contoured, easy-to-grip handle of an assortment of utensils that includes carving, chef's, chop-and-scoop, filet, paring, and cheese knives, as well as two all-purpose slicers, eight steak knives, and a pair of kitchen shears. Prep your party favors with a clean cut each time, dice vegetables finer than confetti, and carve cuts of meat with the ease of cutting a cake. With a blowout discount of 71%, this deal will ensure your next get-together is a cut above the rest.

$50 for Full-Day Bounce House Rental at Baez Party Productions ($100 Value)

There ain't no party your backyard parties, because according to the neighborhood kids, they're always hoppin'. Put some extra weight behind that awesome reputation with today's deal from Baez Party Productions: Pay $50 for a full-day bounce house rental (regularly $100), or spend $200 (regularly $400) for four-hours of DJ service. Take your pick of a themed bounce house, and choose from options like sports arena, princess castle, birthday cake, or balloon. Or, let DJ Security pump the jams, with tunes from your little one's favorite musical genres, so you'll surely catch some classic "Chicken Dance" moments on the camera, mixed with other party mainstays that'll even get the grown-ups groovin'.

$20 for $40 to Spend on Food and Drink at Mixtura Peruvian Restaurant ($40 Value)

Once, the ultimate declaration of love was telling someone you'd make them a mixtape. Now, it's taking them out for a fine-dining experience at Mixtura Peruvian Restaurant in North Beach. With today's deal, pay $20 for $40 to spend on Peruvian fusion cuisine and drinks. Mixtura's chefs blend the exquisite flavors and tastes of four different continents in the extensive menu, with fish entr?es like the pescado norte?o -- grilled mahi-mahi topped with panca (a Peruvian pepper), cilantro sauce, yucca pur?e, baby corn, and more. Or, try the fluffy potato causas, and mix some tun(a) with shrimp and octopus for the seafood causa sampler. The Miami Herald calls Mixtura "picture-perfect Peruvian," and praises the "excellent" fresh ceviches, so bring your special someone out for a night of delicious fusion fare that's sure to have you wanting (a)mor. Want more? Check out Mixtura Pervuian Restaurant on Facebook.

$542 for Four- ($542) or Seven-Night Stay ($948) for Two at Divi Village Golf & Beach Resort

Legend has it, pirates of the past crunched the numbers before choosing the Caribbean as their stomping grounds?air temperature: 82 degrees; ocean water temperature: 88 degrees; ocean visibility: 90 feet; casinos: open 24/7; local rum: 80 proof; chances of having an unforgettable vacation: 100 percent. Savvy? Good. With this week's Escape, you and your bonnie lass are setting sail for the Divi Village Golf & Beach Resort, on the west coast of Aruba in the heart of the Caribbean. Opt for a four- ($542) or seven-night stay ($948) for two between September 1 and December 20. Or, if summer months tickle your fancy, grab four nights ($560) or seven ($980) in May or June. Either way, your One Bedroom Suite features ocean or garden views from its private balcony or patio, a full kitchen, TV, a queen sleeper in the separate living area, and a king-size bed in the spacious, separate bedroom. After your daily breakfast at the Sea Breeze Caf??where the poolside buffet features fresh fruit, pastries, and hot dishes?amble over to The Links at Divi Aruba for nine holes on the beautifully landscaped golf course, featuring Caribbean views and preferred tee times for Divi guests. Or, head to the beach where white sand and crystal-clear water stretch as far as the eye (the one without the patch) can see. Activities here include Aruba's only 30-feet-high climbing wall and a bounty of watersports?rent a catamaran, raft, or canoes, or take a windsurfing lesson, a biking tour, a deep-sea fishing trip, or a snorkeling excursion. Scuba divers with open-water certification are free to explore the many World War II shipwrecks covering the ocean floor. After a day at the beach, take a short complimentary drive to Alhambra Casino and shopping bazaar for some world-class gaming. Bring your winning booty home and stash it in your in-room safe until it's time for your voyage home. Argh! You can't stay marooned here forever, and neither can this Escape?grab her before she walks the plank.

$30 for Two VIP One-Day Passes & $50 Towards Drinks at Great Taste of the Grove Food and Wine Festival ($60 Value)

From Cabernet Calloway and Johnny Cask to Syrah McLachlan and Mer-Lonestar, wine and music have made quite the natural pairing for some time. With today's deal from the annual Great Taste of the Grove Food and Wine Festival, keep the tradition alive and well -- while adding some serious excitement to your spring. Pay $30 for two adult VIP admission tickets -- which give you easy entrance and access to a private lounge near the stage -- plus $50 worth of drink vouchers on April 14 or April 15 (a $60 value). Or, give the kids a great day of fun when you pay $40 for the same package, plus two adventure park tickets (an $80 value). Now in its 22nd year, this Peacock Park event serves up two days full of excellent eats and very fine vinos. Eye the original Batmobile, listen to exciting live music acts, and swill tasty varietals, craft beers, and high-end spirits (think: rum, tequila, vodka, and specialty liqueurs) -- all while sampling cuisine from some of the top restos in the Magic City. You'll also get to enjoy contests, radio promos, fashion shows, games, and special guests. With today's deal, toast to another great pairing: well-crafted fun and 50% savings. Want more? Check out the Great Taste of the Grove Food and Wine Festival on Facebook.

Coral Gables / South Miami: $29 for At-Home Shazzam Whitening Strips at Bling Dental Products ($99 Value)

As the saying goes, "It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that bling." Well, something like that. And while we can't help you ice your wrist, fingers, or d?colletage, we can help you make your smile more dazzling. With today's deal from Bling Dental Products, drop $29 (regularly $99) and score your grin a set of Shazzam Whitening Strips -- complete with 12 strips for your top teeth and 12 for your bottom teeth, a light activator, and instruction manual. Developed by Dr. Raymond Frye, a recognized leader in teeth-whitening techniques, this newest evolution in at-home whitening is sure to transform your dingy dentin into ivory incisors (bicuspids, molars, or what have you). Soon, you'll be ready share that freshly brightened smile with the world, leaving everyone who sees your gleaming grin in doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-awe.

Coral Gables / South Miami: $818 for Four-Night All-Inclusive Stay and More at GR Solaris Cancun

After the weird winter weather this year, there is no telling what the first day of spring will bring. Guarantee some time in the sunshine with this week's Escape to GR Solaris Cancun. Retreat to A Place in the Sun for a four- ($818) or five-night ($1,018) all-inclusive stay for two adults and two children ages 12 and under from April 7 to December 21, 2012. You'll be Walking on Sunshine as soon as you arrive (via included transportation from the airport) at this Cancun resort on the coast. Unwind with a bottle of sparkling wine and chocolate-covered strawberries in your deluxe room and take in the ocean views from the balcony or terrace. From the open-air, beachfront Jacuzzis to the gourmet shrimp dinner for two, romance abounds at this exotic retreat. Experience a Total Eclipse of the Heart with a couples massage at the spa using your included 15-percent discount. Or just bask in the Sunshine of Your Love at the private beach and marina, where you can enjoy numerous non-motorized water sports. If your little ones are the Sunshine of Your Life, there's no reason to leave them behind?two children ages 12 and under can join you, and enjoy access to the kid's club. Plus, with your 20-percent discount toward a rental car (and a complimentary upgrade to a standard car), you'll have plenty of room to tote the whole crew to the Aquarium Cancun. Don't let the weatherman determine when you'll get sunny days: Take a bright Escape to Cancun and return with a spring in your step.

Coral Gables / South Miami: $149 for Keratin Treatment at Di Giovanni ($300 Value)

Summer means tourist season, but this humidity also means our beaches aren't the only things set to experience an increase in volume. Fight your hair's seasonal expansion with today's deal from Di Giovanni Beauty Salon, located in the heart of Coral Gables off Miracle Mile: Pay $149 for one keratin treatment (a $300 value). More popular than white sands and warm breezes, keratin treatments are a fast and effective way to reduce frizz for up to eight weeks. Your trained stylist will use a non-irritating formaldehyde-free blowout process to transform your hair into silky smooth, more manageable locks in just 60 to 90 minutes -- how's that for a souvenir to take home?

Coral Gables / South Miami: $27 for One Month of Unlimited Stroller Fitness Classes at Stroller Strides of South Miami - 2 Locations ($60 Value)

The lone-wolf routine may be suitable for the occasional stroll with your cub, but going it alone doesn't always make for the most exciting or efficient workout. Join a pack of moms with today's deal from Stroller Strides of South Miami: Pay $27 to track down one month of unlimited stroller-based exercise classes (a $60 value). Designed for new moms of any fitness level, this fierce program combines power walking and jogging with interval training to improve your stamina, giving you a total body workout that includes strength training. You'll tone your muscles using exercise tubing, the stroller, and the world around you -- all while engaging your little one with songs and activities. Followed up with fun activities for your child, plus field trips and nights out for mama-bonding, this organization is all about supporting motherhood. With two convenient locations in Evelyn Greer Park in Pinecrest and Tropical Park in Westchester, you won't have to travel far from your den to lose unwanted weight and interact with other moms during morning classes, so get ready to join the pack. Want more? Check out Stroller Strides of South Miami on Facebook.

North Miami-Dade / South Broward: $115 for One-Night Stay for Two, Breakfast Credit, and More at Boca Raton Bridge Hotel ($243 Value)

Forget hat tricks and aces in the pocket. To feel the tranquil magic of an Escape to the Boca Raton Bridge Hotel, step outside and take a moment to feel the South Florida sun beaming its warm, soft rays on your skin as you breathe in the serenity of pristine beaches. Simply say "abracadabra" and imagine yourself enjoying a one-night stay for two at this majestic hotel in a standard guest room ($115), with a view of the Intracoastal Waterway and on-site restaurants brimming with exquisite culinary creations. Pop open your included bottle of wine, get cozy on your pillow-top mattress, and let the sound of the water lull you to sleep. In the morning, slather on citrus-scented moisturizer and sip freshly made coffee, then enjoy a sumptuous breakfast with your $30 credit at WaterColors, the hotel's award-winning eatery that's also a local favorite. Take a seat in the tropical outdoor patio area, where you can dine on such dishes as bananas Foster waffles, salmon Benedict, or red velvet hotcakes with vanilla cream-cheese butter. Sit back and watch the parade of yachts cruise by as you sip on just-squeezed grapefruit juice. Trade in your wand for some woods (or irons, as the case may be) when you hit the links at Red Reef Park Executive Golf Course, just two miles from the hotel. Situated between the Atlantic Ocean and the Intracoastal Waterway, this divine 9-hole course offers breathtaking views on both sides, as well as splendid, sweeping greens. Later, head out to the pool or the beach for some sunning and swimming before hopping on Jet Skis at Ride A Wave with your gift certificate. You and your lovely assistant can spend some time offstage with a visit to the nearby city center or the upscale boutiques at Royal Palm Place?a spot so luxurious, you'd think it an illusion. Then, use your two $25 gift certificates toward massages at The Maui Spa & Wellness Center, a serene trilevel spa on NW Boca Raton Boulevard. Back at the hotel, you can relax for a bit in the sauna before returning to your room. Play your cards right with this week's Escape to Boca Raton... before it magically disappears.

North Miami-Dade / South Broward: $75 for Four Private Music Classes at The Band Stand & Co. ($150 Value)

After so many comeback performances, singing into a hairbrush to an imaginary audience is starting to lose its appeal. Take your child's talent to the next level with today's deal from The Band Stand & Co.: Spend $75 and receive four 30-minute private music lessons in voice, piano, guitar, or drums (regularly $150). This Miami Lakes recording studio and music instruction facility has had a number of their artists featured on radio stations all over the world, including El Zol 95.7 and Sirius Satellite radio. As they're guided by industry-savvy instructors, your kids will be sure to get the education they need to ditch the air guitar and reach for a real mic. Want more? Check out The Band Stand and Co on Facebook.

North Miami-Dade / South Broward: $62 for One-Hour, On-Location Photo Session with CD at LoFaro Photography ($125 Value)

If you're tired of bending over backward to get the whole family in your photo frame, lean on today's deal from LoForo Photography for support. Pay $62 for a one-hour, on-location photo shoot and a disk of five retouched prints (regularly $125). Set the scene at one of Broward and Dade counties' most beautiful backdrops -- whether you're taking a trip to the beach or your child's favorite park. Tara LoForo is a recognized photographer in this area, with work featured in cultural centers and galleries throughout South Florida. She'll find the right balance of lighting, mood, and composition for your next family photo, so you don't have to get all bent out of shape about the quality of your next shot.

North Miami-Dade / South Broward: $89 for One ($89) or Three ($199) Venus Freeze Treatments at Aesthetics & More ($299 Value)

Revered by Romans thousands of years ago, the goddess of love has remained a timeless symbol of beauty. If you'd also like to be worshipped by an assembly of admirers, start looking divine with today's deal from Aesthetics & More. Pay $89 (regularly $299) for a Venus Freeze treatment good for one area of your body, like your upper arms, abs, butt, love handles, or face. You can also choose to get three of these FDA-approved treatments for $199 (regularly $897). Inside a private room, you'll lie back as a member of the experienced staff uses radio frequencies and magnetic pulses to help tighten your skin, reducing the appearance of wrinkles and cellulite. Rome over to this Hallandale Beach office for your pain-free, noninvasive procedures, and you, too, could soon be idolized as a stunning beauty.

Ft. Lauderdale: $12 for Three-Day Indoor Play Pass at Funderdome ($24.95 Value)

Your house isn't big enough to hold a gigantic aerial ropes course to test your balance, nor is it equipped with an indoor playground or rock-climbing wall. To make up for that, grab today's deal from Funderdome: Pay $12 for a three-day pass for babies up to 3 years (regularly $25); pay $19 for a three-day pass for kids 3 to 5 (regularly $40); $24 for a three-day pass for kids 5 and up (regularly $50); or $12 for a three-day big kid play along pass, for parents and chaperones 18 or older who can't resist the urge to play (regularly $25). With 8,600-square-feet of air-conditioned excitement at the Southport Shopping Center, your entire family will love this shoe-free play place. From the Ballistics Ball Blasting Arena, where you can shoot foam balls at opponents, to the sports court featuring basketball and soccer, and the climbing tubes and slippery slides in the playground, this deal will have your brood going bonkers in the best way. Want more? Check out Funderdome on Facebook.

Ft. Lauderdale: $79 for Dinner and Dessert for Two with Wine at GOL! The Taste of Brazil ($159 Value)

While standing on the sidelines might be a great way to watch a soccer game, it's no way to enjoy fine Brazilian dining. Go from spectator to striker with today's deal from GOL! The Taste of Brazil: Spend $79, and enjoy dinner and dessert for two, with a bottle of fine wine, plus receive an autographed copy of "Wines of Passion, The Best of South America" -- restaurateur and author Frank Reider's latest guide to the world of wine (regularly $159). Treat your date to cuts of meat from top sirloin to filet mignon or seafood specialties ranging from salmon to shrimp. These sizzling steaks and seafood are hand-delivered table side on skewers, and carved the way you like it by authentically attired gaucho waiters. Voted best steakhouse by Boca Life, this Delray Beach churrascaria will serve you a dinner worthy of the highlight reel. Want more? Visit GOL! The Taste of Brazil on Facebook.

Ft. Lauderdale: $15 for Backyard Gardening Class with Starter Plants at The Urban Farmer ($30 Value)

City living may have caused your kid to think that nature is limited to a few iguanas on the sidewalk and the produce section of the supermarket. Let those little ones embrace agriculture with today's deal from The Urban Farmer: Pay $15 (regularly $30) for one kid and one adult to attend a Backyard Gardening Basics for Kids class with a tour of this unique farm in Pompano Beach, plus three starter plants or a packet of seeds to take home. You and your your children will learn how to start your own garden when you enroll in this fun, hands-on class with engaging instructors. Dig up this deal for your child, and his two new favorite people will be Mommy and Mother Nature. Want more? Check out The Urban Farmer on Facebook.

West Palm Beach / Jupiter: $99 for Half-Day Boat Rental at The Boat Fleet ($199 Value)

The best form of transportation in South Florida is by boat, and nothing could outweigh having an entire fleet of watercraft at your disposal. Experience this luxury firsthand with today's deal from The Boat Fleet: Pay $99 (regularly $199) for a half-day (four-hour) boat rental on a vessel up to 22 feet long. Whether you wish to navigate the ocean entertaining guests, or take a family picnic on a sandbar via a deckboat or bowrider, the world is your oyster at this North Palm Beach facility. You can even try your luck at nabbing the elusive big catch you've dreamt about forever by renting a fishing vessel with a center console that includes a fish finder, rod and bait storage, and a fish locker. Reel in this deal before it sets off without you.

West Palm Beach / Jupiter: $12 for Children's Haircut and Glitter Tattoo at Giggles Kids Salon ($26 Value)

The glamorous Boca life hasn't yet gone to your little one's head, though those signatures all over school notebooks might indicate otherwise. Let your child embrace that inner celebrity in a kid-friendly environment at Giggles Kids Salon with today's deal: Pay $12 and receive a kid's spa haircut and a glitter tattoo (regularly $26), or spend $14 and get her a Spa Mani-Cute and a Spa Pedi-Cute, with nail art and a ring (regularly $29). The bright and fun atmosphere of this salon will have your little star feeling perfectly pampered. Opt for the mani/pedi, and your pint-sized celeb will love the perfectly placed nail art, while propped in a grown-up salon chair, surrounded by bubbly pink walls and shining bright lights. With a new 'do and sparkling nails, the next time you two cruise through Mizner Park, someone may just ask for your child's autograph. Want more? Check Giggles Kids Salon on Facebook.

West Palm Beach / Jupiter: $372 for Puerto Rican Hotel + Casino at Sheraton Old San Juan Hotel & Casino ($677 Value)

You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person regularly, but with this week's Escape to the Sheraton Old San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico, your cup runneth over with cool ocean breezes, shady palm trees, and white sandy beaches. Quench your thirst for an exotic adventure with a three-night stay for two in a traditional room, Sundays through Thursdays ($372) or Thursdays through Saturdays ($389); or, get your juices flowing during a three-night stay for two in a one-bedroom suite, Sundays through Thursdays ($554) or Thursdays through Saturdays ($587), that features a Sheraton Sweet Sleeper TM bed with high-thread-count linens, a convenient sofa bed, and stunning Spanish-colonial interiors. Upon your arrival, dip in to all this breathtaking resort has to offer starting with a voucher for two rum cocktails to sip as you watch the sun slip lower in the sky. Soak up a delicious meal with a 20-percent food-and-beverage discount at Chicago Burger Company, home of the locally inspired Jibarito Burger filled with native cheeses, plantains, and Creole sauce. In the morning, toast to a provided daily breakfast buffet before wading in the rooftop pool overlooking San Juan Bay or working out in the state-of-the-art health club. Then, shake or stir things up in the 7,000-square-foot casino where you'll have $20 to spend. San Juan is abuzz with activity along its blue cobblestone streets: Jewelry shops, clothing boutiques, and art galleries are sure to whet your palate for trendy tastes. Nearby options for entertainment abound?visit historical fortresses, tour El Yunque Rain Forest, or slip into the Bacardi Rum Distillery. Drink up?this Escape has mixed up a concoction that goes down smooth.

West Palm Beach / Jupiter: $40 for Ten Fitness Classes for Ages 9 to 13 at Evolution Fitness ($120 Value)

Your little sports fan decided that this would be the year to try out for the team, but you know getting on the field takes work. Help build your child's endurance with this deal from Evolution Fitness in Boca: Pay $40 for ten kid-friendly, full-body workout classes that will build core strength, endurance, and stanima while teaching crucial teamwork skills (regularly $120). The EvoFit Kids program is geared toward teaching kids ages 9 to 13 the fundamentals of exercise so they can start a healthy and well-rounded approach to fitness to continue throughout life. Studio trainers help students define their fitness goals and help them achieve total-body conditioning. With classes on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons at 5:30, your child is sure to evolve into quite the athlete in a few short weeks. Want more? Visit Evolution Fitness on Facebook.

Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for One Small, Medium, or Large Area at Bermejo Aesthetics (Up to 85% Off)

The low self-esteem body hair causes at the beach can lead to an inability to speak up when mistaken for a lifeguard class?s CPR dummy. Avoid unwanted respiration with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• For $89, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one small area (a $540 value)
• For $139, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one medium area (a $900 value)
• For $279, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one large area (a $1,500 value)

Click here for a list of treatment areas.

Focused pulses of light heat the pigments located in subcutaneous hair bulbs, vaporizing hues and follicles.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

Bermejo Aesthetics

Epidermal specialists at Bermejo Aesthetics sync up internal wellness and external beauty with a variety of cosmetic procedures. Professional staffers cater to individual whims during laser hair-removal sessions, which can reduce excess fur, and facial treatments harness an armory of Obagi products. Beneath shelves brimming with elixirs from Juv?derm and Clayton Shagal, the crew helps patrons work toward aesthetic goals after realizations that beauty-pageant sashes match their rugby uniforms perfectly.

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Why is Tand Manfletch the most commonly used name in literature?

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$25 for a 60-Minute Massage at a Certified Clinic from OolaMoola ($90 Value)

Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute massage at a certified clinic from OolaMoola, valid at seven Miami-area locations (a $90 value).

OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.

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The Groupon Guide to: Office Exercises

Does blinking count as exercise?

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$299 for One Syringe of Juv?derm Ultra at Imagenes Cosmetic Center ($600 Value)

Facial fillers help adults look young enough to sit on Santa?s lap. Keep up a youthful appearance with this Groupon.

$299 for one syringe of Juv?derm Ultra (a $600 value)

An injection of Juv?derm hyaluronic acid gel plumps up skin and smoothes wrinkles. Results last up to a year.

Juv?derm may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Juv?derm first.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

Imagenes Cosmetic Center

When it comes to receiving cosmetic treatments, knowing a board-certified surgeon is at the helm can make patients feel at ease. When it?s four board-certified surgeons, even the strongest of worries are set at ease. Doctors Stephanie Stover, Richard Lung, Mario Reyes-Serrano, and Wendell Perry of Imagenes Cosmetic Center erase the effects of gravity by combining their experience in general, plastic, and reconstructive surgery in a supergroup of surgeons, complete with flowing capes and meteor-powered stethoscopes. Several of them are bilingual, and they all believe in creating the most natural results possible with such techniques as tightening the inner tissues of the face during a facelift to avoid a ?windswept? look and lifting eyelids without changing a patient?s natural eye shape.

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The Groupon Guide to: Humane Pest Control

Can you really kill a mouse just by staring at it?

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15, 25, or 52 Lipotropic B12 Injections at Dream Diet Weight Loss Center (Up to 87% Off)

Losing weight without medical assistance can be as difficult as seesawing by yourself or searching for hidden treasure without the friend that hid it from you. Team up to get thin with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $59 for 15 lipotropic B12 doctor-supervised injections (a $447 value)
• $99 for 25 lipotropic B12 doctor-supervised injections (a $745 value)
• $199 for 52 lipotropic B12 doctor-supervised injections (a $1,549.60 value)

Vitamin B12 joins forces with fat-burning compounds such as methionine, inositol, and choline in these diet-bolstering shots. This cocktail of nutrients is said to boost energy levels, ignite fat stores, and scrub the liver's hull of toxic barnacles.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

Dream Diet Weight Loss Centers

The medically supervised slimming programs drafted at Dream Diet Weight Loss Centers are built from a low-calorie diet, a realistic exercise plan, and FDA-approved medication or herbal supplements. The clinic's physician looks at each patient's health stats to determine the best way to manage excess weight. Alexia Echevarria of The Real Housewives of Miami has embarked upon her own mission to lose a few extra pounds with the Dream Diet, sharing her progress with South Florida's TV and radio outlets.

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One, Three, or Six Facials at Fresh Faces Inc. in Sunny Isles Beach (Up to 71% Off)

A pretty face easily sticks in one's memory, much like a catchy song or a horse with udders. Stand out from the herd with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $29 for one facial (an $85 value)
• $79 for three facials (a $255 value)
• $149 for six facials (a $510 value)

The facial begins with a skin analysis before the face is cleansed and a choice of an all-natural peel and vitamin-rich serum gently slough off dead skin cells and rejuvenate the face.

Fresh Faces Inc.

The aestheticians at Fresh Faces Inc. bolster their facials with products from Skin Fitness Therapy, professional-grade potions that meld natural ingredients with scientific formulas. This is part of the progressive approach they take regarding skincare treatments, which are customized to address each individual?s particular skincare needs. Along with facials, the staff performs microdermabrasion and skin-exfoliation treatments to eliminate dull, lifeless skin cells on the face. Downy robes and complimentary beverages help clients relax and wind down during their treatment.

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$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean Fare at Alhambra Restaurant

Like a gentle dragon or the earth itself, a falafel's rough exterior belies its inner warmth. Crunch through outer shells with this Groupon.

$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean Fare

The menu features lamb chops saut?ed in tomato garlic sauce ($23), falafel dinners ($14), and jumbo sea scallops kebabs ($19).

Alhambra Restaurant

Lamb chops saut? in a tomato garlic sauce as Alhambra's cooks shave slices of gyros and roast chicken, kefta, and jumbo sea scallop kebabs. In addition to lunch and dinner, the eatery serves a full Sunday brunch with spanish chorizo omelets and double or triple stacks of panqu?. Inside the dining area, arched mirrors reflect light from the pendant lamps mounted above dark wooden booths, and round, wrought-iron chandeliers. Jingling from the spangled costumes of shimmying belly dancers fills the air every Friday and Saturday evening during three performances, and hookahs fire up nightly after 7 p.m. with a chorus of loud revving sounds.

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One- or Two-Day Entry to Grand Tasting Event on April 21?22 at Miami Rum Renaissance Festival (Up to 56% Off)

Identifying different flavor notes in beverages is a mark of refinement, like discerning the pedigree of a horse by its taste in jazz. Sip on singular selections with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $19 for one-day entry to the Grand Tasting event on Saturday, April 21, or Sunday, April 22 (a $40 value)
• $35 for two-day entry to the Grand Tasting event on April 21 and 22 (an $80 value)

At the Grand Tasting event, visitors sample over 200 fine rums selected from the Caribbean islands while participating in cocktail competitions, strolling through island-lifestyle exhibits, and attending rum seminars.

Miami Rum Renaissance Festival

As rum collector and enthusiast Robert Burr sensed what he termed the "awakening of rum" in 2005, he decided to direct his passion toward educating the community. Drawing from an earlier career in magazine publishing, he compiled a list of 100 of his favorite rums each year into a free guide, which he gave to local liquor stores. As he developed connections with other enthusiasts and tasting judges, he formed the International Rum Expert Panel, an organization of 36 cane-spirit lovers from around the world. He gathers the majority of these experts in Miami Beach each year for the Miami Rum Renaissance Festival, a celebration of the libation's international varieties. Through the festival's schedule of events, Robert aims to honor iconic spirits while also featuring lesser-known rum makers that guests might not otherwise find without finding and deciphering Blackbeard's long-lost treasure-map pajamas.

Held at the opulent Deauville Beach Resort, the annual event has grown to include 80 exhibitors in a 20,000-square-foot space and more than 200 rums hailing from countries such as Jamaica, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, and Puerto Rico. As they mingle under gilded chandeliers in front of 20-foot windows overlooking the ocean, visitors navigate a labyrinth of bartenders and brand ambassadors proffering island apparel, art, and books. At an open stage space in the center of the exhibition hall, industry experts expound on the history, origins, and childhood fears of the libation during weekend seminars. Included in the speaker list, English rum enthusiast Ian Burrell discusses the pi?a colada's origins while stirring sample cocktails for his audience, and Carl Kanto from El Dorado Rum expounds on Guyana's current use of 1800s wooden rum stills. The World Tiki Team Championship pits US cocktail artists against their UK counterparts to showcase bartending skills, tiki-cocktail knowledge, and teamwork. Culminating in a humorous improv skit, the competitors fashion massive batches of their chosen drink to distribute to the thirsty masses. Attendees also revel at a two-day tasting exhibition, late-night parties, and VIP events at various Miami venues.

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Recycled Designer and Vintage Apparel at Sale Rack in Coconut Grove (Up to 60% Off)

Henry David Thoreau distrusted any enterprise that required new clothes, which is why he abandoned his career as a French maid. Embrace bold new outfits with this Groupon.

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• $5 for $10 worth of recycled designer jeans, jewelry, purses, and dresses
• $20 for $50 worth of recycled designer fashion

An ever-changing inventory of gently used items has included such items as a Sunjoo Moon sequined dress ($99), a silk Vera Wang blouse ($69), jeans starting at $12, sundresses starting at $12, and tops starting at $7. A petite selection of new items includes fashion earrings ($10).

Sale Rack

When a first-time visitor steps into Sale Rack, she rolls up her sleeves, beelines to the well-organized racks, and rummages through a trove of eclectic designer dresses, jeans, and shirts marked down 60%?80% off retail prices. This ritual?what the recycled-clothing-boutique owner calls "a modern day treasure hunt"?may take a bit more patience than the average store experience, but the bounty can be glorious: vintage Louis Vuitton bags, Citizens of Humanity denim, Miu Miu blouses, a never-been-worn Marc Jacobs dress, and anti-gravity space wear by NASA. Though labels often bear big names, staff members scrutinize every item to ensure its fresh, bold style and prime condition. The resulting apparel, accessories, and home-d?cor items have wowed even professional eyes, grabbing a Boutique of the Week title from College Fashionista and mentions on Miami Fashion Blog and DailyCandy.

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iPhone 4 or 4S Cover or an iPad Cover from iCoverSkin (Up to 67% Off)

Phones undergo a lot of trauma as they're jammed into pockets, dropped on the ground, and forced to replay the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Comfort your cellular sidekick with this Groupon.

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• $20 for an iPhone 4 or 4S cover (up to a $49.95 value)
• $20 for an iPad cover (up to a $59.95 value)

iCoverSkin

iCoverSkin protects and accessorizes Apple products with covers that enhance grip, guard against bumps and scratches, and give each device a sleek, individualized look. Made from 3M brushed-metal or carbon-fiber laminate film, the thin but durable covers cling via a residue-free adhesive that allows for removal and reuse as needed. Without the bulk of a plastic or bubble-wrap cover, the skins keep phones and tablets in pristine condition beneath a shell that adds a hint of texture and color without compromising the minimalistic Apple aesthetic.

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Spanish Tapas and Drinks for Two or Four People at Rincon Escondido (Up to 53% Off)

Like voluntary tastings and constructive criticism, some meals are best when delivered in small doses. Snack in stride with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two options

• $15 for $30 worth of Spanish tapas and drinks for two people
• $28 for $60 worth of Spanish tapas and drinks for four people

The menu includes saut?ed shrimp in garlic ($7.95), serrano ham croquettes ($6.25), and cordero a la plancha, rack of lamb in a rosemary demi-glace ($12.95). Sangria is $6 a glass and wine is $6.50?$8.50 a glass.

Rincon Escondido

Bottled oils and spices line shelves, ready to sprinkle on a dish for a dash of flavor. Nearby, a painted wall of wood planks adds a homey backdrop to pea-green chairs and tables crafted from blocks of wood. Rincon Escondido proprietor Emilio Fontan drew inspiration from the years he spent living in Spain to shape the restaurant's menu, which teems with authentic Spanish hot and cold tapas and salads. Executive chefs Diego Gonzalez and Santos Jimenez oversee the construction and public-appearance schedules of shareable tapas such as bombas de queso?goat cheese fried balls dipped in orange blossom honey?or piquillos al tar-tar de atun, composed of Navarra red peppers stuffed with spicy tuna tar-tar. Glasses of Spanish red and white wine or sangria can be sipped inside or at outdoor seating area.

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One or Three Endermologie Body-Shaping Treatments at Lavernia Medi-Spa US in Doral (Up to 71% Off)

Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon.

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• $29 for one Endermologie treatment (an $80 value)
• $69 for three Endermologie treatments (a $240 value)

Patented Endermologie system combines rolling and lifting to gently stimulate the skin beneath a specialized suit. The coordinated movements work to reduce cellulite by stimulating the vascular system and breaking up toxins.

Lavernia Medi-Spa US

At Lavernia Medi-Spa US, high-tech treatments leave the body sleek, beautiful, and ready to return to work or play right away. Within the clinic's jurisdiction, clients relax and recline atop plush treatment tables. A no-cell-phone policy eliminates distractions and prevents anyone from using text messages to coordinate riots. The clinic's beautifying services range from waxing, facials, and massages to more intensive radiofrequency and hydrotherapy treatments.

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$19 for a 2.5-Hour Women's BYOB Painting Class at Artists at the Falls Studio ($40 Value)

Like setting a finger trap on fire, creating art can set you free. Emancipate yourself with this Groupon.

$19 for 2.5-Hour Women's BYOB Painting Class ($40 Value)

Ladies gather to create masterpieces with provided paint, canvases, and brushes and sip BYO drinks from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. on Thursdays.

Artists at the Falls Studio

At Artists at the Falls Studio, Talia Rodriguez's artistic voice and guidance helps to breathe life into the up-and-coming Falls Art District and imbue kids and adults with aesthetic judgment. Within a former industrial warehouse, Talia leads classes in acrylic and oil painting, lending advice or letting students freely explore portraits, still lifes, and abstract representations of their school's mystery meat. The fun of classes can be extended to day camps and birthday parties, which branch away from canvases to explore clay and international art projects. Talia also hosts BYOB classes during evening hours, allowing adults to find their inner Monet or O'Keeffe with the help of liquid inspiration.

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Four- or Seven-Night Stay in a Deluxe Queen or Premier King Room at Oualie Beach Resort in the West Indies

Tropical Resort near Scuba Diving and Mountain Climbing

From afar, Nevis Peak?the dormant volcano that dominates the landscape of tiny Nevis Island?looks as if it's covered in snow. Christopher Columbus christened the island "Nuestra Senora de Las Nieves," or "Our Lady of the Snows," when he first glimpsed the mountain. What looks like snow is actually a veil of thick white clouds. The original name of the peak, Oualie, described its landscape a little more accurately: it translates to "Land of Beautiful Waters." There's a number of gorgeous snorkeling sites around the tropical island, and Oualie Beach Resort puts you within reach of these dive spots as well as Nevis Peak's lush trails.

The resort boasts one of the island's only scuba shops, Scuba Safaris. The shop's experienced divers can lead the way to dive sites, where you can descend to the ocean floor to spot lobsters, black coral, a sunken freighter, and Jacques Cousteau's discarded laundry. After swimming along the reefs, feel free to unwind at the onsite spa with an aloe-infused massage or a reiki treatment.

Each of the resort's luxurious guest rooms is nestled in a homey cottage surrounded by palm trees and tropical brush. There's a breezy feel to the rooms; crisp white canopies cover the four-poster beds, and sunlight spills in through white-trimmed windows.

In the evening, the onsite restaurant's head chef?a native of Nevis?serves grilled lobster and barbecued fare. On select nights, diners can burn off calories by dancing to live Caribbean music.

Nevis Island, West Indies: Volcanic Landscape and Rich West Indian Culture

Just 2 miles from the popular resort island of St. Kitts, the tiny isle of Nevis is lined with volcanic-sand beaches on the Caribbean Sea and features the majestic Mount Nevis at its center, a dormant volcano more than 3,000 feet tall. With such a diverse ecosystem, there's always something to do outside.

The many beaches are generally quiet if you just want to kick back and relax. Further inland, though, you can make the challenging hike up Mount Nevis, which is covered in forests of mango and almond trees and has a summit shrouded in mist. Throughout the 36-square-mile island, you can still find evidence of volatile geothermal activity. Some sites feature steaming cracks, or fumaroles, and they're astonishing to watch. Visitors to Nevis also often take a dip in its hot springs to boil herculean portions of ramen.

Though much of Nevis's landscape suggests an untouched island, there's plenty to do at its portside capital city, Charlestown. The streets are still lined with colorful 18th-century architecture. At night, you can head to a beachside bar or restaurant to sip rum cocktails or sample fresh papaya, traditional goat-water stew, and grilled mahi-mahi as live musicians play traditional steel-pan music.

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